neurotoxined | 007. [Video]

Good evening.

[And from the look of it, it's been a long one; her long white hair is pulled back and messily secured in place with a pair of pens sticking out at odd angles, and her eyes - vivid amber in color, a little alarmingly so perhaps - look bright as hell behind the rims of her glasses. She's clearly worked up about something, even if her voice retains that calm dryness that it usually carries; she's smiling, but it's a bit more like a smirk than a smile, and if we're all being honest it's a bit more like baring teeth than anything.

Somebody's excited.

At least the camera is still, presumably because she's got it set up somewhere; it's difficult to see exactly where she is, she's kind of all up in your metaphorical grill there.]

Since it seems my last pair of coworkers have discovered better things to do than staying in this region, or staying in this world altogether for that matter, I'm looking for a few people to help me out. Just with a few...experiments.

[And oh, her eyes are alive.]

You'll be compensated for your time, and you'll be granted the power to defy physics as you see fit.

And if you don't believe me...

[She moves back from where she's been all up in the camera's business, finally giving a solid view of the room; the ceiling is high, though the room itself is largely nondescript, and there's some sort of odd platform set up in the middle of the floor.

GLaDOS herself seems to have a rather odd pair of white boots on, rather than her usual, far plainer set; she glances up at the ceiling as though mildly uncertain of the height, takes a deep breath, and steps forward onto it.

Bang.

The sound of the plate being activated is a sharp, loud one, throwing her straight up into the air with enough force that it might as well be some sort of goddamn cannon (much like these fine pieces of machinery are prone to doing); she lets herself drop back down onto it, shooting herself into the air a second time, before letting her head drop forward, kicking up and over into enough of a flip to ensure she won't land on the plate again.

Those boots make an odd hydraulic whooshing sound as they kick in, ensuring she lands properly; she lands hard and it looks like it should have been jarring as hell, but it's worth noting that she lands on her feet and seems pret-ty good.

She approaches the camera again; she seems a bit breathless, but incredibly pleased with herself.]

So.

Any takers?

Threaded | Flat

... You have my interest.

I am not unused to clearing great heights in my homeworld, but I lack the ability to properly do so here.

That's amazing! I wouldn't mind trying those out.

Is that an Aerial Faith Plate?

[IT IS AMAZING THAT THERE ARE NO TYPOS IN THAT BRIEF SENTENCE, GIVEN ALL THE OMGOMGOMG-ing SHE'S DOING OVER HERE.]

[Well now, that was impressive. If she could mass produce boots like that, air raids would be far more effective. Archer is smirking when the feed turns on, sitting at the usual nondescript desk with his fingers laced together.]

It seems you've been busy.

[Judging from his tone, that's a very good thing.]

Unfortunately I don't have the time to spend testing your work, but I am very interested in it. Could you create more of those boots? Of course you will be compensated for your work.

[... Okay, even Dist has to admit this is kind of cool.]

You managed to put something like that together in such a short period of time, with this world's technology? Color me impressed, Caroline.

This wouldn't have anything to do with your little assignment, would it?

Okay I totally see why you're so excited. If I'm nearby I'd love to come around and help you test that stuff!

[ Snake looks pretty impressed. His eyes are wide and he's adjusting the cigarette in his mouth. ]

That's incredible.

[Denzel's ears twitch at the words, defy physics as you see fit. The man leans into the video with interest only to scrunk his face. Bah! That kind of science which could give a logical explanation to magic.]

That's not defying physics!

[Not in Crocker terms anyways.]

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