Oh, I'm afraid that I probably won't be able to volunteer for testing ssssuch an amazing device.

[For starters, he's in Vermilion, not Goldenrod. And a much more important reason is that he'd rather not have a Voltorbazooka blow up in his face. He wants to use it to blow up other people's faces.]

But I'm sure that you'll have no shortage of candidates willing to help perfect ssssuch a marvelous invention.

[And then once it's finished, he'll proceed to throw money at it.]