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neurotoxined) wrote2012-06-07 04:19 pm
neurotoxined) wrote2012-06-07 04:19 pm
002. Audio/Action for Goldenrod City
[AUDIO]
[Well, Johto, today you are getting the most terse question in the history of terse questions; no elaborations, no explanations, just incredibly to-the-point. There isn't any sort of noise in the background to indicate where the speaker is, specifically, either, though the general white-noise sounds indicate somewhere outdoors.]
So what sort of buildings are we allowed to rent out here, anyway?
[ACTION]
[Surprisingly, GLaDOS is actually outside today, sitting on a bench in one of the small, open squares in Goldenrod City. She has two of her Pokémon out - the Deerling and the Porygon-Z - but she doesn't seem to be paying them much mind, though she does glance up once in a while as though to ensure they haven't run off; rather, most of her attention seems given to a legal pad sitting in her lap - not full of research notes, but rather drawings, the lines sketchy and angular, outlining what appear to be floor plans. The rooms have a somewhat creepy lack of perspective going on, what with all of the walls visible like the room is some sort of cardboard box collapsed outwards, and parts of the floors and walls are covered with Xs and bullseye targets.
She has several pages turned back on that legal pad before the one she's currently sketching on; she could probably wallpaper herself a nice room full of crazy if she felt inclined to display it anywhere, but for now she's content to draw and let her Pokémon play with each other.]
[Well, Johto, today you are getting the most terse question in the history of terse questions; no elaborations, no explanations, just incredibly to-the-point. There isn't any sort of noise in the background to indicate where the speaker is, specifically, either, though the general white-noise sounds indicate somewhere outdoors.]
So what sort of buildings are we allowed to rent out here, anyway?
[ACTION]
[Surprisingly, GLaDOS is actually outside today, sitting on a bench in one of the small, open squares in Goldenrod City. She has two of her Pokémon out - the Deerling and the Porygon-Z - but she doesn't seem to be paying them much mind, though she does glance up once in a while as though to ensure they haven't run off; rather, most of her attention seems given to a legal pad sitting in her lap - not full of research notes, but rather drawings, the lines sketchy and angular, outlining what appear to be floor plans. The rooms have a somewhat creepy lack of perspective going on, what with all of the walls visible like the room is some sort of cardboard box collapsed outwards, and parts of the floors and walls are covered with Xs and bullseye targets.
She has several pages turned back on that legal pad before the one she's currently sketching on; she could probably wallpaper herself a nice room full of crazy if she felt inclined to display it anywhere, but for now she's content to draw and let her Pokémon play with each other.]
[Audio]
Thinkin' of startin' a family? [He says this, because only five? What else would you need so many rooms for? One track mind.]
[He nods]
Massive damage.
[Audio]
[...ajsdhksygfjsefgh oh holy mother of wharrgarbl
OKAY, LET'S TRY THAT AGAIN]
Not at all. You could say that children aren't my thing.
[On the plus side, children are malleable. They bounce.
On the negative, they are far too easily crushed when things bounce onto them. And they cry a lot besides.]
And where are you located, that took such massive damage?
[Video forever] Bugger the previous was video too.
Outskirts of Goldenrod. Looks like flooding doesn't like dancin' with houses.
[Audio until confirmed otherwise, then!] And don't worry, I assumed such. <3
[Her tone has warmed up a bit, however; she sounds like she's smiling some.]
Interesting way of wording things.
<3!
[He's perfectly fine with that. Smiles last miles.]
Interesting is fun.