[You know what would be cool? Winging through the air with portals.]
[You know what's not cool? Being a core incapable of moving on your own.]
[Have a core!Wheatley, GLaDOS! Please try to refrain from kicking him.]
Ah, hello? Down here! I don't have any bloody arms to wave at you with, but pay attention to me! Please. See, I've even asked nicely. Now would you be so kind as to pick me up? Yes, yes, I know it's a lot of heavy lifting on your part and I know you wouldn't want to strain yourself doing that but I'm asking you nicely. If you could just put me... oh, I don't know, in the labs? Yes, the labs sound good. Or really anywhere that isn't here, on the ground. Contrary to popular belief, I'm not a football.
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[You know what's not cool? Being a core incapable of moving on your own.]
[Have a core!Wheatley, GLaDOS! Please try to refrain from kicking him.]
Ah, hello? Down here! I don't have any bloody arms to wave at you with, but pay attention to me! Please. See, I've even asked nicely. Now would you be so kind as to pick me up? Yes, yes, I know it's a lot of heavy lifting on your part and I know you wouldn't want to strain yourself doing that but I'm asking you nicely. If you could just put me... oh, I don't know, in the labs? Yes, the labs sound good. Or really anywhere that isn't here, on the ground. Contrary to popular belief, I'm not a football.
[Ugh, he hates having to ask you for help.]